Top 5 Pokemon Fusions

Deep in the dusty cavern that is the internet, there are a few glittering gems of websites. One of my personal favourites is Pokémon Fusion, where you can combine any 2 of the 250 first gen Pokémon to create a new combination. But, of the 62,250 unique mixes, which are the best?

5:Ekrina

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Ekans+Nidorina) Watch out or this creepy poison pocket monster will slice your head off and cook crispy face pancakes for dinner. Do not catch this guy if you want to keep your skin.

4:Pikagar

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(Pikachu+Gengar) Almost everyone on the planet knows the electric mouse Pokémon, but he seems to have put on some weight since his last appearance. Maybe stop feeding your Pokemon so many Poke-puffs…

3: Farto

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(Farfetch’d + Ditto) Dat name doe!

2: Squirtchamp

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(Squirtle + Machamp) I’d watch wrestling if this smiley little four-armed abomination was pile driving a Hawluchah into the underworld (yes, yes Hawluchah is a luchador, not a wrestler).

1: Hitmonfairy

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(Hitmonlee + Clefairy) Picture this: you wake up in the middle of the night to this horrifying face staring down at you. It is TERRIFYING! Please don’t catch this.